WOAH WAIT WAIT WAIT MY MONOLOGUE IS GOING TO BE PUBLISHED?
THE ONE ABOUT NICOLAS CAGE AND HARRY STYLES
HAVING A BABY.
WHAT THE ACTUAL
they actually evidently have not read it
my mom just asked me “you’re STILL obsessed with les mis?” mom just wait till your grandchildren are named after dead fictional french revolutionaries
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing